do you ever roll up your sleeves to wash your hands and one of the sleeves starts slipping down like its attracted to the water and all you can think is “dont you fucking dare”
THIS. BROKE. ME.
THIS, is how to add new scenes to a book series!
THERE IS NO BETTER MOMENT AT A CONCERT THAN WHEN THE SINGER STOPS SINGING AND THE CROWD CONTINUES THE SONG AND YOU SEE THEM ALL SMILE ITS SO PERFECT
having body hair annoys me but removing body hair also annoys me and also life, life annoys me
It took me 18 years to realise Saturday has turd in it
It took me 18 years and somebody else’s text post to realise Saturday has turd in it